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Thursday, July 1, 2021

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Sadie O'Connor had successfully avoided Gage Montgomery for years. Hell, she was practically a ninja at avoiding him. And if it weren't for a stray dog, some barbed wire, and the giant gash across her left ass cheek (long story), she might've been able to go on avoiding him. But now Gage--the sexiest, grumpiest jerk she's ever laid eyes on--is right here, within reach. And it's not long before her heart's ready to hurl itself at him. Again. Too bad she can't afford to trust her heart. Not after what happened the last time...

Gage certainly wasn't expecting to come face-to-face--or, face-to-ass, he supposed--with Sadie again, either. Their smokin' physical chemistry had been complicated when they first met. (Mostly because she'd been engaged to his cousin at the time. But that's another story...) Now Gage knows exactly what he wants, and that's Sadie--in his arms, in his bed, forever. All he has to do is convince the woman of his dreams to un-friend zone him once and for all...

But before Gage and Sadie can figure out how to stow their emotional baggage and move forward together, they have to deal with a crazy pregnant lady, Gage's even crazier family, and the re-appearance of a particularly pesky ghost from Sadie's past.

Looks like things might get even more complicated this time around...

๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™’๐™ง๐™š๐™˜๐™ ๐™š๐™™ ๐™ˆ๐™š ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™—๐™ค๐™ค๐™  ๐Ÿฎ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™š ๐™จ๐™š๐™ง๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™—๐™š ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™ ๐™–๐™จ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™๐™–๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š. ๐˜ฝ๐™ค๐™ค๐™  ๐Ÿฏ, ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™๐™ช๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š๐™™ ๐™ˆ๐™š, ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™–๐™ก๐™จ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฌ ๐™–๐™ซ๐™–๐™ž๐™ก๐™–๐™—๐™ก๐™š. ๐™‰๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™™๐™š๐™™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™™๐™ค๐™š๐™จ๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ง๐™–๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™˜๐™ช๐™จ๐™จ, ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ง๐™™๐™ฎ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฅ ๐™˜๐™ช๐™ก๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐™ง๐™š๐™›๐™š๐™ง๐™š๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™จ, ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ข๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ค๐™› ๐™›๐™–๐™ข๐™ž๐™ก๐™ž๐™–๐™ก ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š๐™จ๐™จ. ๐™๐™ค๐™ง ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช, ๐™๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™ฎ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ!

About The Author:
Isabel Jordan writes because it’s the only profession that allows her to express her natural sarcasm and not be fired. She is a paranormal and contemporary romance author. Isabel lives in Indiana with her husband, eleven year-old son, a neurotic Shepherd mix, and a ginormous Great Dane mix who answers to the name Jerkface. (Don't feel bad for him. He's really a jerk.)


Thursday, May 6, 2021

Review: You Ruined Me

You Ruined Me You Ruined Me by Isabel Jordan

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It's possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend.

Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancรฉ was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress--by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well...planning was overrated, anyway.

Delilah Morgenstern didn't need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn't going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael's fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That's what she keeps telling herself, at least...

It's not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is--and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it...

You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

You Ruined Me is the third book in the You Complicate Me series and was the first book I’ve read by the author. It was hilarious and full of snark! Michael and Delilah meet in the grocery store where they are loading up on binge-worthy snacks to drown their sorrows in. Michael rescues Delilah from her ex by pretending to be her boyfriend. So, to repay him for his good deed, she agrees to go with him to his ex-fiancรฉ’s wedding. Michael was such a great guy, and his family was hilarious! I loved how he thought her “weirdness” was charming. Delilah was a perfect fit with his family and finally found someone to love her for who she was.
This was an awesome book and I hope to read more from this author in the future.
I received an ARC and am willingly leaving a review. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

 The line between real and pretend is disappearing.

And they're definitely gonna cross it!
You
 Ruined Me by Isabel Jordan releases in just three more days!


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BLURB:
It's possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend.

Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancรฉ was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress--by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well...planning was overrated, anyway.

Delilah Morgenstern didn't need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn't going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael's fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That's what she keeps telling herself, at least...

It's not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is--and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it...

You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

About The Author:
Isabel Jordan writes because it’s the only profession that allows her to express her natural sarcasm and not be fired. She is a paranormal and contemporary romance author. Isabel lives in Indiana with her husband, eleven year-old son, a neurotic Shepherd mix, and a ginormous Great Dane mix who answers to the name Jerkface. (Don't feel bad for him. He's really a jerk.)


Friday, April 23, 2021

 

She's no damsel in distress. But she's not turning down his help, either. 
You Ruined Me by Isabel Jordan arrives April 30th. 
But you can preorder it NOW!!!


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BLURB:
It's possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend.

Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancรฉ was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress--by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well...planning was overrated, anyway.

Delilah Morgenstern didn't need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn't going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael's fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That's what she keeps telling herself, at least...

It's not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is--and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it...

You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

About The Author:
Isabel Jordan writes because it’s the only profession that allows her to express her natural sarcasm and not be fired. She is a paranormal and contemporary romance author. Isabel lives in Indiana with her husband, eleven year-old son, a neurotic Shepherd mix, and a ginormous Great Dane mix who answers to the name Jerkface. (Don't feel bad for him. He's really a jerk.)



Monday, April 19, 2021


 Don't mess with a man who has a plan...

Preorder You Ruined Me by Isabel Jordan today and don't miss a single snarky, sexy moment of the fun!


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BLURB:
It's possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend.

Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancรฉ was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress--by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well...planning was overrated, anyway.

Delilah Morgenstern didn't need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn't going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael's fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That's what she keeps telling herself, at least...

It's not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is--and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it...

You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

About The Author:
Isabel Jordan writes because it’s the only profession that allows her to express her natural sarcasm and not be fired. She is a paranormal and contemporary romance author. Isabel lives in Indiana with her husband, eleven year-old son, a neurotic Shepherd mix, and a ginormous Great Dane mix who answers to the name Jerkface. (Don't feel bad for him. He's really a jerk.)


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The road to happily ever after has never been more hilarious...or complicated...

Grace Montgomery's plan is simple. Go to her younger brother's wedding, stop it, go home, make partner at her law firm. Almost getting arrested by a cocky air marshal? Not on the agenda. Neither was puking on him. (Don't ask) Finding out he's her soon-to-be brother-in-law...also a setback. And don't even get her started on her attraction to the dead-sexy jerk.

If Nick had a plan, it wouldn't include getting involved with a woman as complicated as Grace. It especially wouldn't include road tripping with her. But as it turns out, traveling--and sparring--with the sharp-witted Grace is the most fun Nick's had since, well, ever. And their chemistry? Off. The. Charts.

Soon, Grace realizes there's more to Nick than a pretty face and a big, um, gun. If she's not careful, she might lose her prized control--and her heart. But first, they'll have to deal with a meddling ex, a slew of dysfunctional family members, and a contaminated pumpkin bisque (long story).

It's gonna be a long, complicated week...

You Complicate Me is book 1 in the You Complicate Me series, but can be read as a standalone. Book 2, You Wrecked Me, and book 3, You Ruined Me, are also now available. These books are not intended for anyone who doesn't like characters who cuss, snarky banter, tons of nerdy pop culture references, and all manner of familial silliness. For the rest of you, happy reading!

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IT'S ABOUT TIME by Harlow James

IT'S ABOUT TIME  by  Harlow James   ๐Ÿ’™ ๐™„๐™ฉ'๐™จ ๐˜ผ๐™—๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™๐™ž๐™ข๐™š Teaser Two ๐Ÿ’™ "๐˜'๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ...